Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Pardon Me

I was arrested with 1.4 million dollars worth of cocaine in my briefcase but I am innocent. Who am I?

My name is John Forte and thanks to Carly Simon, Orrin Hatch (yes, the guy from Utah), and my good buddy Dubya, I have been pardoned for my crime.

The question is, how can someone that insists they are not guilty accept a pardon for a crime they say they did not commit?

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