Thursday, November 22, 2007

Lifes Lessons

1. Don't each spinich dip before a trip to the dentist.

2. No matter how hard you try, if you don't succeed the first time, give up, you never will.

3. When you least expect it, a fart will embarrass you.

4. You really can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd.

5. Old dogs are OK, children are questionable but watermelon wine sucks.

6. If you shuffle the letters in aunt you get tuna.

7. A man can either be right or married, never both.

8. A turkey dinner is not ready until the rolls are burned.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.


CamiKaos said...

Happy Thanksgiving dad.

mielikki said...

Happy Thanksgiving Uncle Kaos.

If you shuffle the letters to Uncle, what do you get? ;)

sybil law said...

Happy Thanksgiving!
Shuffle those letters even more, and you get a nut.
no good words.

Bubblewench said...

too funny! Hope you had a great turkey day!