Friday, February 1, 2008

Dot Dot Dot

Have you seen the butt on that Clinton woman.....and speaking of Hill, the other day in Arkansas she said that if elected she would take the subsidies from the oil companies to develop alternative sources of energy....in addition to the hot air she is already producing? If she just captured all that, she could leave the subsidies in place to avoid a further increase in gasoline prices....like paying european prices.



If you stick a q-tip in your ear and the gag reflex kicks in does that mean you put it in too far?


Someone new is running for President on the Republican side. It was revealed the other day....by Dick Armey on Tucker. And the new candidate is John Wayne, Armey said it twice so it must be so. And he said that the Republican mainstream was unhappy with him. Is it because he is dead?


Seen on bumpers all over the country: If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran...
Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant....Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?....and, At Least Nixon Resigned.


Have you heard....evidently the new economic stimulus package that will not provide any tax rebate relief to millions of retired citizens contains a loophole that will provide a tax rebate check to illegal immigrants. My question is this (thanks NK)....if the IRS can find them to give them a check, why can't Immigration and Naturalization find them to deport their ass?

3 comments:

mielikki said...

that NK is one, smart cookie, eh? Good post.

sybil law said...

NK sure is smart!
Hillary sucks!
Aren't donkeys a mix of a mule and jackass or something? Damn - I forget all those breeding things... What's a zebra again?
(I am so, so tired today....)
An elephant and donkey would be a hilarious mix!

holly said...

i'm sorry. did you expect that the departments in our u.s. government could work together?
now that's funny!

or is it that you expected a department in government to be competent?
that's funny too!

is the loophole not : because we are too stoopid to know the difference?

oh i'm sorry. they are probably LOVELY people. i'm rude.