What to do with $4 million dollars

I have never offered up any kind of contest before but after I read an article in the local rag that it is likely that the American taxpayer will be saddled with the 4 million dollar of providing Dick Cheney protection, transportation and other security-related trappings of power for an additional six months after he finally goes away, I wondered what good could be done with the money that we will waste on protecting someone that, if necessary could pay for it himself many times over.

So, while I don't yet know what the winner would receive, if you have an idea how this country could use $4 million to make the world a better place to live, to submit your entry leave a comment with a general description of your plan by April 30th. Submissions will be judged on worthiness (is it a noble cause?), feasibility and originality by an impartial panel of judges yet to be identified.