I have never offered up any kind of contest before but after I read an article in the local rag that it is likely that the American taxpayer will be saddled with the 4 million dollar of providing Dick Cheney protection, transportation and other security-related trappings of power for an additional six months after he finally goes away, I wondered what good could be done with the money that we will waste on protecting someone that, if necessary could pay for it himself many times over.
So, while I don't yet know what the winner would receive, if you have an idea how this country could use $4 million to make the world a better place to live, to submit your entry leave a comment with a general description of your plan by April 30th. Submissions will be judged on worthiness (is it a noble cause?), feasibility and originality by an impartial panel of judges yet to be identified.
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Monday, April 14, 2008
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Judgement Day
If you read CK's post this morning then you already know that yesterday was judgement day. What fun was had in the land of Kaos. Little k giggled for she got to participate in the "Nice" judgement, and her favorite turned out to be the winner.
There were neat little forms to fill out and pages just full of lyrics to pour over and sing. And the music, it played over and over and over until it began to drive us to the brink of insanity (true, we don't have that far to go to get there).
Notes were taken as the judges attempted to make sense of it all. In the end, points were placed next to each title then tallied. There was very little suspense, we all seemed to be headed down the same naughty path. So tune it to CK tomorrow for the naughtiest little ditty.
FI Nominees
1. The Rogue Elf - for his obscenity based letters from Santa.
2. Sandrama Lamy - charged with sexual assault and breach of peace after she "groped" a shopping mall Santa.
3. The unidentified shopping mall Santa that charged Ms. Lamy with sexual assault. He could have just asked her for her phone number.
Sports Nominees
1. Roy Williams - just can't seem to stop the horse collar assault tactics.
2. Rory Sabbatini - could not handle a little adversity and became a quitter.
3. Bobby Petrini - pulled a disappearing act on the Atlanta Falcons.
There were neat little forms to fill out and pages just full of lyrics to pour over and sing. And the music, it played over and over and over until it began to drive us to the brink of insanity (true, we don't have that far to go to get there).
Notes were taken as the judges attempted to make sense of it all. In the end, points were placed next to each title then tallied. There was very little suspense, we all seemed to be headed down the same naughty path. So tune it to CK tomorrow for the naughtiest little ditty.
FI Nominees
1. The Rogue Elf - for his obscenity based letters from Santa.
2. Sandrama Lamy - charged with sexual assault and breach of peace after she "groped" a shopping mall Santa.
3. The unidentified shopping mall Santa that charged Ms. Lamy with sexual assault. He could have just asked her for her phone number.
Sports Nominees
1. Roy Williams - just can't seem to stop the horse collar assault tactics.
2. Rory Sabbatini - could not handle a little adversity and became a quitter.
3. Bobby Petrini - pulled a disappearing act on the Atlanta Falcons.
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