Someone Put Viagra in My Water (or why my leg is always stiff).

Now that I have your attention, lets talk about nipples, or more precisely nipple piercings; like rings and such. Nipple rings and the TSA. Yes, those folks that brought you post Katrina help, the one and the same that seem to continue to F-up airport security (you know what I mean by F-up of course....Fuck-up).

So, a lady tries to fly from Lubbock (home of Buddy Holly) to Dallas and walks through the metal detector just fine. Then, because she was chosen as the special victim to be wanded when her number came up, the TSA agent ran the WAND (you know the WAND):

W= hy
A = ssholes
N = ever
D = ie

And when wanded, right over her breasts, beep.....beep. So what did the Agent do? She called over her (yes, it was a female Agent) male counterparts. And what did they have to say.....lady you need to remove your rings (actually one ring, one bar) or you will not be allowed through security. She asked if she could just show them to the female agent but in all their wisdom and I'm sure with a sly smile and a snide remark, the men handed her a pair of pliers and told her to remove the offending items. That's right, take the ring and bar out of the nipple; we don't want them to be used as a weapon now do we?

The response from TSA.....the Agents followed proper procedure, but we will change the procedure to allow the victim to show us the offending piercing. Next time it will be a labia and another adventure altogether.