Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Please Vote Anyway

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

Well, it seems that the race for President of the United States has come to a close. According to one news source, one of the nations manufacturers of electronic voting machines has accidentally released the elections results 8 months in advance of the election.

A Diebold spokesmen is asking that all registered voters go to the polls, even though we now know who the next president will be. When questioned about the possibility of a change in the machines decision, he ruled that out but did not discount the possibility of an assassination.

And don't miss the roll-by at the bottom during this special broadcast.

1 comment:

Bubblewench said...

I love the Onion! That ticker was awesome, glad you pointed it out!