Thursday, May 15, 2008

Driving me crazy

I saw Superman yesterday. At least his T-shirt indicated that is who it was though I'm not real sure since it was white and not blue like the real Superman would wear. And he was walking not flying so I suspect he was just some kid that thought maybe he could be like my childhood hero.

Before I saw Superman I saw someone driving down the road that, if I was in law enforcement, I would pull over at every opportunity. He had a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker attached to the rear window of his pick-m-up. That is the first reason, I'd stop him just for being ignorant.

The 2nd reason would be the decal of Herbie the Husker so I'd pull him over because I can't stand Nebraska football (although I must admit that I think they have a pretty good coach in Pelini).

The 3rd thing would be the decal of the BIG bottle of Budweiser plastered right in the middle of the glass. I would tell him that it was because the decal was impeding his vision from his rear view mirror but he probably wouldn't understand the word "impeding". The moral here is enjoy your beer but don't advertise it.

Oh, and he was talking on a cell phone and I'd just love to ticket someone for that.

Tomorrow - a neighborhood story and thanks to all for the birthday wishes, the pizza was great, the beer cold and I won my golf match. It just doesn't get any better than that.

1 comment:

CamiKaos said...

I never understand alcohol and drug related stickers on a car. It's begging to be pulled over. I also don't get the "bad cop no donut" stickers.

Why would you TRY to get yourself in trouble?