Wednesday, December 19, 2007

A Christmas Letter - Day 6

Dammit Nick:

Why in the hell did you send more birds. The six geese are layin HUGE eggs everywhere. What in the hell am I going to do with them? And the geese, do you know how much noise they make....honk, honk honk. The fricking neighbors have already started calling me the bird lady and with the geese, now they are complaining about the noise and the goose shit. You can't take five steps without getting it all over your shoes.

If you don't come and get them soon, I may have to take drastic measures.


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