Thursday, November 22, 2007

Lifes Lessons

1. Don't each spinich dip before a trip to the dentist.

2. No matter how hard you try, if you don't succeed the first time, give up, you never will.

3. When you least expect it, a fart will embarrass you.

4. You really can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd.

5. Old dogs are OK, children are questionable but watermelon wine sucks.

6. If you shuffle the letters in aunt you get tuna.

7. A man can either be right or married, never both.

8. A turkey dinner is not ready until the rolls are burned.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

4 comments:

CamiKaos said...

Happy Thanksgiving dad.

mielikki said...

Happy Thanksgiving Uncle Kaos.

If you shuffle the letters to Uncle, what do you get? ;)

sybil law said...

Happy Thanksgiving!
Shuffle those letters even more, and you get a nut.
Uncle...
no good words.

Bubblewench said...

too funny! Hope you had a great turkey day!