Friday, January 4, 2008

Homeward Bound

Sadly (and may I say somewhat thankfully since we will be glad to be back in our own bed) we must leave the land of Kaos West today and will head back to suffer the remnants of the caucus's (or is that cauci?).

As a last hurrah there was a kaotic Wii golf event last evening pitting Jesus, Buddha and, and,


All shot Par on the first hole, with Buddha dropping a stroke on number two. While Buddha continued to drop strokes through the 9 hole event, Jesus and Lucifer were even through the fourth hole. This is when Lucifer decided to get smart with Jesus and God smote her (yes me hearty's Lucifer is a female). After a double bogey on five and an apology to God, the big L was able to make a birdie putt and take the lead on number six and remained in the lead until the ninth and final hole.

Pause to explain this hole.

Number nine is an extraordinary hole, unlike any par five I've ever seen. From the tee box to one of the landing area's you must hit a solid drive over water to an island fairway. If you are brave (or stupid and I vote for the latter), you can go for the green (another island) in two. I would only attempt this with a gale force wind at my back.

So, you lay up on the second shot to one of two other island greens and go for it on your third shot. This is where L went astray. You see normally Lucifer takes a very aggressive swing but for some reason her (remember the devil is a woman) third shot (with an iron) came up short and went into the ocean (oh, too bad). While the fifth shot safely landed on the island green it needed to go in the hole to have a chance to win the match.

It did not, L two putted for a double bogey, Jesus just missed his birdie put, came in with a par and beat the devil (that evil woman) by 1 stroke. Buddha was 5 strokes back.

So until summer, the big L can practice to see if evil can overcome goodness. Until then, so long Wii.


sybil law said...

I think that's how it's supposed to be, anyway. At least before Lucifer!
CK = Lucifer - coincidence? Hmmm...

Bubblewench said...

LOL! Love the game recap...

CamiKaos said...

Hey, Lucifer can hold her own....

But I'm looking forward to the summer rematch

julie said...

This kind of sounds like a joke I've heard before... :)