Hey man - watch this

I like to think of myself as a casual observer of life. One thing that I noticed over the years is that men like to watch things. Now I’m not talking about how men can stare at a nice booty, watching each cheek bounce rhythmically, I’m talking about looking at just plain things. Things like sprinklers. Just today as I was driving to the hardware store one of my neighbors of the male persuasion was standing in the shade of his front yard watching the water flow back and forth. Just standing there, like he was watching a tennis match, watching the water go one way, then slowly rise to the top and move to the bottom on the other side. Back and forth, back and forth.

Men don’t just watch things though because after they watch for a while they realize that "things" aren’t doing what they wanted them to do. Then they start to fuck with them. Move it one way, no that’s not right, move it another way and then watch again. Eventually he will have it the way he wants it and then he will go watch something else.