Struggling

There was a young laddie named Chuck
Who got his ass stuck in the muck
He tried and he tried
He cried and he cried
But deeper and deeper he struck
He wiggled and wagged
He zigged and he zagged
But his ass was still stuck in the muck
To get out the muck
his friends pulled and they plucked
and they finally yanked him out with at truck
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You probably thought his friends would tell him "your fucked".